DATING IS WAR. LAUGHTER IS ARMOR.
I kept mistaking warnings for charm.

I'm Aleks Filmore. And these are twenty-five lessons I learned the hard way.

★★★★★ "Hilarious and brutally honest. I laughed so hard I snorted." • ★★★★★ "Finally, a dating book that gets it. These red flags are REAL." • ★★★★★ "Read this before you download another dating app!" • ★★★★★ "The audiobook had me crying laughing on my commute." • ★★★★★ "Queer dating chaos at its finest. Essential reading!" • ★★★★★ "Best memoir I've read in years. Couldn't put it down!" •

The Worst Boyfriends Ever

The Worst Boyfriends Ever isn't just a memoir—it's a breakup battle cry in bold font and eyeliner.

You won't just relate. You'll feel seen. Then vindicated. Then a little dangerous.

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What You Get:

25 dating disasters documented with surgical precision

Red flags catalog that could save your emotional budget

Boundary blueprints learned the hard way

Therapeutic laughter at my expense

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Narrated by Deacon Deane. Full disaster, instant access.

7+ Hours

Bonus Epilogue

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By the Numbers

Dating Disasters

200

Pages of cringe & catharsis

4.7★

Average rating

20+

Countries with reader reviews

Hours of audiobook

Bonus chapter (free to unlock)

Regrets Writing This

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You fund the writer, not the platform. No middleman tax. More pages, fewer headaches.

Extras you can't get elsewhere. Bonus epilogue + handwritten notes live here, not in the algorithm.

A real human hits reply. Questions? I answer my own email. Revolutionary, I know.

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DATING IS WAR. LAUGHTER IS ARMOR. I kept mistaking warnings for charm.