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ALEKS FILMORE · MEMOIRS & ESSAYS ON MODERN LOVE & HEARTBREAK
TELEMETRY: ACTIVE MONITORING
THE HEARTBREAK CANON · MEMOIR & ARCHIVE

The heart is a device.

It records what it survives. It trips on the same signals. It does not learn.

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SPECIMEN: HE-01 CALIBRATION: VOLATILE
An anatomical clockwork heart opened beside a cracked mirror and a wine glass
INDEX // DECLASSIFIED INCIDENT REPORTS

Notes from inside the pattern.

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LEAD RECORD // AUG 2026
ESSAY · CORE CASE

One Unread Message

The apology arrived fifteen years late, at 09:56 on a Sunday, and found nothing left to repair.

"WhatsApp puts a grey bar across a thread when you have missed something: 1 unread message. The message said that leaving me was probably the biggest mistake of their life... A red heart at the front and a red heart at the end, which is how you punctuate something you have been carrying for a long time and have decided to put down in one movement."

"Fifteen years earlier, that paragraph would have rearranged the furniture in my head for a month. I read it twice, closed the fridge, and stood in the kitchen for long enough that the fridge started its noise again."

"The unanswered questions are the dangerous ones, because the field does not stay empty. You fill it in yourself, at 02:00, using whatever is closest to hand — and what is closest to hand at 02:00 is never generous."

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FIRST INSTRUCTION How the wiring was meant to work.
THEN BREAKAGE Where the load exceeded the spec.
Terms of Living
BEFORE SIGNAL What you felt, before you named it.
AFTER EVIDENCE What stayed in the body after.
SYSTEM MANUAL // VOLUME II

Terms of Living

Terms of Living is the book for the moment after love stops being a story and becomes evidence. Not a guide to feeling better — a forensic record of how the machine actually runs, written by someone still inside it.

"A breakup concludes calmly. Language behaves. Dignity remains intact. The following morning, the room looks the same. The body does not."
BOOK II · OUT NOW AFTERTASTE OF MODERN LOVE

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EMPIRICAL VERIFICATION // AUDIENCE TELEMETRY

The Evidence Base.

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"A good laugh, which is also good healing, and a compass for hope"

"A comedy teacher once told me that what’s funny comes from truth plus time. And that’s this book... Aleks Filmore looks back on some rough relationships, but with enough passage of time that he can be very humorous. We’ve all been there — at least a little bit if not a lotta bit. I think the book can help people recover from their own debacles and laugh, which is healing in itself. A compass for hope."

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"Sex and the City meets a therapy session"

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"I cannot remember the last time a book made me laugh out loud so frequently. The author has a true gift for recounting a disastrous dating life in a way that feels less like a series of calamities and more like a grand adventure. The descriptions are painfully accurate, yet delivered with such humour that past heartaches suddenly seem like experiences to be learned from and laughed about."

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